Friday, June 28, 2013

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Death Row

By: Richard Hume On: 1:00 PM
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  • Warden: Your last meal, as requested one peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

    Warden: You're a monster for what you did to all those people. A cruel remorseless monster.

    Warden: I'm going to enjoy pulling the level that ends your miserable life.

    Prisoner: Doubt it.

    Warden: Huh?

    Prisoner: Peanut allergy bitches!


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